"I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. -, "Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young." #HappyBirthdayToMe. I would love to file each of these to memory but why strain my brain when I can carry notes in my purse?? I really like both the Woody Allen death quotes though I must admit I left the grandfather bus driver quote till last because I thought it was the funniest (though whether it constitutes a genuine quote or just a joke is debateable). Thank you for your collection. Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. Another year older, none the wiser. 3: I am officially one year older. Kate MacAlpine from Anywhere, USA on September 14, 2012: Greensleeves, excellent collection. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on August 09, 2018: Thank you Tim for your nice comment, and sorry for not replying sooner. Funny Birthday Wishes » Older Wiser Birthday! Pick out one of these funny happy birthday quotes or mix and match them with your own words to craft the perfect cheers to another year older. The software is a bit restricting, but it's fun to try. You might have done all in your young age, but you forget it when you grow old. What the heck, might as well laugh because there really isn't anything else we can do to change the calendar! I feel as though I'm getting smarter and wiser and learning a lot of things. On September 9, 2018. Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh. I wonder why there are more for the older folks. My Birthday Reflections It seems like the New Year and its associated resolutions are ruled by my head -- all the things I … – Joshua Riley. Although they say that age is just a number, we all care about this number. Old age brings along a constant urge to pee. Aging is just a number unless it's eighty six." I don't think it matches up to some of the 'greats', but without mentioning any names I have noticed how a few of the attractive film and TV stars I once fancied when I was a teenager are now succumbing to age-related illnesses! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. -, "I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast." Maybe next year. -, "No man is ever old enough to know better." Of course, you do not look a day over 18 if I say so myself. -, "Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. -, "Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." -, "Children are a great comfort in your old age. Alun. I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. Unfortunately what I know about apps could be written on the back of a very small iphone. ", "Labour doesn't end when the baby is born—that's when it begins." -, "Old age is like everything else. See more ideas about bones funny, funny quotes, just for laughs. -, "You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. See more ideas about funny, bones funny, funny quotes. Oct 6, 2020 - I've still got a way to go before this stage, but getting there scarely quick :-) . 1. 38: Happy birthday to me! You might have done all in your young age, but you forget it when you grow old. Perhaps it's because long life allows a slightly jaundiced yet witty, philosophical viewpoint on the lives of those who experience it? -, "The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents." -, "Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." -, "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." Greensleeves....So glad I came across this fabulous compilation of funny/witty quotes! All babies do is leak at both ends." -, "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." I hope you like some of them. Happy birthday! 4. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. -, "Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened." 3. You're only one day older, Than you were yesterday. How much patience you have, for instance." BTW...I agree with katywhowaited. 24 Absolutely Funny Sayings About Old Age to Tickle Your Ribs. 'Another year older & wiser' birthday card. For me, getting older doesn't mean throwing away a favourite-coloured lipstick or a fabulous pair of boots; instead, it's about harnessing all the great things I have learnt over the years about what does and doesn't suit me, and enjoying the way in which cleverly selected outfits can enhance the nice bits. I believe a person continues learning throughout their life and with each year you get a little bit smarter or wiser. -, "People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. And that 11-year-old boy said, 'Isn't that a wonderful thing.' My Birthday Reflections It seems like the New Year and its associated resolutions are ruled by my head -- all the things I … I know you`re jealous. Happy birthday one year older one year wiser. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 30, 2011: Thanks Derdriu for your nice comments. Great collection of quotations...very well done...I had fun going through the 100 quotes. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." -, "None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm." A year older, but none the wiser! This year, I am a little stronger and a little wiser. Sep 29, 2019 - Explore sue bevan's board "Getting older and wiser?" For some strange reason, I don’t seem to be getting any older. -, "Children are one-third of our population and all of our future." Cheers. -, "Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." Better to be over the hill than buried under it. -, "You can learn many things from children. And particularly for listing my own contribution!! A Birthday Wish Poet: Catherine Pulsifer, ©2019 A birthday wish is sent to you Another year older look how much you grew As you journey down life's road Be sure to take your raincoat. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on July 26, 2016: Say Yes To Life; Thank you Yoleen, for those suggestions. -, "Even very young children need to be informed about dying. :). Is there really nothing at all humorous or witty to say about young adults? Thanks for nice collection of quotes. So, I will keep this simple and sweet: happy one year older my friend! The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. It was fun researching these quotes, some of which are remarkably perceptive as well as funny. -, "Birthdays are good for you. -, "The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. Age is definitely a state of mind! -, "Youth is a wonderful thing. The best people were born on this day! -, "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. Up and sharing. -, "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says 'keep away from children.'" Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years." Happy birthday to me and best wishes to all my endeavors. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on September 24, 2011: Thanks stricktlydating for visiting and for commenting. Cheers for reading and commenting on these quotes :-) Alun. Alun. -, "Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." Not just a person faces psychological and biological changes growing old, but the peer expectations also develop an unwanted pressure. Well done. It's a good feeling at my age to be able to still laugh (sincerely) over jabs at getting "older." Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow. -, "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather . My favorites are your own original contribution as well as those by Woody Allen, Bob Hope and Jerry Seinfeld. As you will have your ups and downs There will be days you wish you were a clown But always remember our love for you I'd love it if you would take a look, as we wrote for the same subject. Customize and send this ecard. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." Your quotes would make a great app! Garrison Keillor. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." Another year has passed me by. :). on Pinterest. It is a privilege denied to many." Alun. I rejoice and celebrate the blessings that God has given me. Going old happens. -, "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Birthdays are just finger posts on the road to getting old… I was born with a gift, the gift of awesomeness I`m not just a year older I`m also a year better and prettier. I tell them, a paternity suit." Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another." Powered by EnkiQuotes.com. 2. I was at university at the same time as him. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. If you would like the card to be sent directly to the recipient please select this option above and fill in the message that will be handwritten inside. What a crime to waste it on children." ... My birthday is in two weeks which means I will be turning a year older. Happy birthday! As he turns a year older, you could be thinking of the best way to shower him with happy birthday wishes for nephew. Anthony Holden. Maybe next year. -, "Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. You get old and realise there are no answers, only stories. And thanks also for backing up Katy's comment - I think I will have to investigate the world of apps a little further! Thank you for the fun, voted up, and all else too. I can confidently say that this year has taught me so much and as I turn a year older I will be wiser. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! Most likely little to no contact from my parents maybe a few happy birthday via facebook and twitter and i think the only person that will. I just make an app for Android and will soon upload it for the iphone with ibuildapp.com. This would be a great app- Made one with ibuildapp also called "The Perfect Husband App" - a "cheat sheet" for husbands with words their wives would love to hear. -, "It is better to wear out than to rust out." Glad you enjoyed it! :). You site came up and I am spoilt for choice. Anusha Jain from Delhi, India on November 05, 2017: You have got an impressively huge collection here. "I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. I love this sort of reading! Thanks very much for your good thoughts and kind words. Appreciated. Most likely little to no contact from my parents maybe a few happy birthday via facebook and twitter and i think the only person that will. In Life Challenges. -, "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." Get up man. When your best opens his or her birthday card from you, you’ll know why they can’t stop smiling. Age is definitely a state of mind! thanks you! The young don't necessarily appreciate the absurdities of some of their behaviour. With age comes wisdom and chasing down another serial killer. Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. -, "As you get older three things happen. You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year. On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. Peace, Paula. Sorry I haven't included many serious or poignant ones. So why worry?" I, on the other hand, managed to create a collection of 100 inspiring quotes in one of my hubs. -, "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. Shaloo Walia from India on December 11, 2015: I love reading and sharing quotes. StrictlyQuotes from Australia on September 24, 2011: Great collection of quotes, I love how you've broken them into age groups too. Thanks a lot. A Year Older, and Wiser? If you don't worry, you also die. Oct 6, 2020 - I've still got a way to go before this stage, but getting there scarely quick :-) . You are a year older Funny sayings about old age will help you see the humorous side of things! - Anonymous, "First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." Magical Fairy Birthday Wishes! Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on February 09, 2014: Kathryn10000; A belated thank you very much for your comment! -, "Make no mistake about why these babies are here—they are here to replace us. -, "Age is a high price to pay for maturity." All of them have a bit of wisdom within, especially the ones regarding aging and middle age. Greensleeves Hubs: Your hub is such a riotous pleasure to read because it is so attractively organized and because the quotations are hilarious. This is a funny article which kept me laughing all the way through. – Mary Schmich; You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. I really enjoyed finding the quotes, some of which are so true, but in a very humerous kind of way. It is one of the most difficult and precious times of the life. When you become old, your toys would become antiques. Birthdays are meant to be full of laughter and cheer. -, "All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing." See more ideas about funny, bones funny, funny quotes. I think I'd definitely agree about Seinfeld's quote, and probably Oscar Wilde's. Most of my pages are (moderately) serious, so it was good fun finding the quotes for this one! Kris Heeter from Indiana on March 01, 2012: What a wonderful collection - I'll be bookmarking this one! ... My 94 year old Aunt Marion was telling me she read a story of a woman in the newspaper who celebrated her 100th birthday. The more frequent version since the 1850s is:— * another year older, another year wiser It doesn’t matter — “a/one year older, a/one year wiser” is just as good, and had its most frequent use in the 1940s. -, "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die." Excellent job Here ! Maybe it would be nice to have the skin of a 20 year-old, though. Who will save the day? -, "Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms." :- }. Mary Norton from Ontario, Canada on February 13, 2015: I had fun reading these quotes. Server responsed at: 12/21/2020 4:42 p.m. All texts are contributed by our excellent writers. The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. I love the Woody Allen quotes. These are all so ingenious and clever~~like the stuff we wish we'd have thought of! It’s still blank. 24 Absolutely Funny Sayings About Old Age to Tickle Your Ribs. ", "There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure." -, "The young always have the same problem—how to rebel and conform at the same time. Thanks for sharing! -, "Nature gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers." -, "The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." UltimateMovieRankings from Virginia on September 28, 2011: Nice hub...listed my favorites of each bunch....#8 Seinfeld on babies.....#18 Phyllis Diller on childhood....#4 Oscar Wilde on teenagers.....#2 Anonymous on Middle Age......#22 Robert Brault on old age and #7 Woody Allen on death...I love that quote ...I agree with it 100%. Alun. Discover and share Another Year Wiser Quotes. Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser! Life quotes. -, "Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier." Happy Birthday. 4: Lord, thank you … So many candles… so little cake. One of the best funny getting old quotes that refers to the hot flashes. Happy birthday one year older one year wiser. The good part about getting older is you stop trying to prove anything to anyone, including yourself. Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Best Friend. -, "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional" -, "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." -, "There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." It is so hard to believe that you are another year older! advertisement. Growing up is a choice. Now, I have six children and no theories." -, "After 30, your body has a mind of its own." ", "The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." -, "A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often." 37: What a wonderful and exciting day this is. It’s still blank. One is roots. Anyone can get old. Please Log In or add your name and email to post the comment. -, "Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." Frederick Hansen. A year older, a year wiser A wisdom always in the making Nourished by experience Vitaminized by failures Strengthened by aspirations Built on the foundation of hope! The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. As you indicate, this is one of the problems with quotes - they do tend to get repeated and reshaped, and sometimes the originator gets forgotten! You are the most important part of my life. Alun. Well, here I would include quotations about young adults if I could find any. I found it adorable that my Aunt found this funny! Once you're in the air, there's nothing you can do but let go.”, “Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.”, ― Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss, “Friends are the family you choose (~ Nin/Ithilnin, Elven rogue).”. I'll certainly bookmark and check out your hub shortly. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on February 13, 2015: aesta1; Thanks Mary! You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! Cheers, Alun. -, "There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone to do it, or forbid your children from doing it." . peachy from Home Sweet Home on October 25, 2015: I love this quote the most" You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. I think in the sixties, like all the Royals, he really had very little impact on my life at all and he seemed, if anything a lot older in his attitudes. -, "There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. I’m 52 and another year older…happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Jacqueline, happy birthday to me…hahahahaha. You are the most important part of my life. -, "Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old." Appreciated! If you could replace the tattered old body. -, "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." iguidenetwork from Austin, TX on October 18, 2013: Very nice hub, a great collection of sayings about the cycle of life... funny, witty but all are really true. -, "If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm." By Jacquelinejvp. -, "I can't think why mothers love them. Alun. Page Funny Birthday Quotes Short Birthday Poems Another year older, Just look at it this way. Funny Birthday Quotes For 16 Year Olds Old People Cartoons Quotes 50 Year Birthday Quotes Funny 50 Birthday Quotes 22 Years Old Birthday Quotes 50 Years Old Funny Quotes New Year Quotes And Sayings One Year Old Quotes Funny Lonely Quotes Getting Older Funny Quotes Thankful For Another Birthday Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes. Appreciate your visit! I believe the phrase, "another year older, another year wiser," is very correct.